Neanderthal Bride

I just received word from the Neanderthal Clone
Who recently learnt him to use him a phone
Researchers down south near McMurdo Sound
Found a cavewoman froze under the ground

He’s got a GoFundMe for a flight to the pole
to the shacks that they built up near to that ice hole
His mood is improving, his heart starts to sing
His innamorata is really The Thing

Oh Caveman oh caveman follow your dream
As Wilford Brimley and Kurt Russell scream
Your mate’s waiting for you the last of your race
just give her a minute to put on her face

The wireless message was crackly at best
the signal cut out before he got the rest
everything’s fine here and we’re staying calm
just send some thermite and a thing of napalm

Norwegians found her during Antartic night
then made an ill fated whirly bird flight
Her voice was so husky as husky could be
She’s looking for something could it be a tree